The Vapor Waves - Retro Sunglasses

What kind of retro fitted brand would we be if we didn't bring you the vapor waves? These things are fantastically retro in appearance, yet absurdly modern in functionality! Buckle up, cause these boating sunglasses go faster than Dad on a wave runner after six beers!

Oh, what's that mom? Crushing beers and riding jet skis is a bad idea? You sound like a hater! Well, what do ya know! The oversized lenses of the Sun Blocker sunglasses are specifically designed to block out all sorts of nonsense, like the sun... or haters!

For a full block out, you've got the fully reflective, polarized, UV400 pink lens. Once mom starts calming her sh*t down, you can switch the pinks out for the polarized, UV400 gradient smoke lens. Those will block out what you don't want, but will also allow the good vibes in. Then, once mom is fully cool again, you can switch it up to the clear lenses and go full send on that jet ski knowing you've got the proper eye protection in place! There's levels to this. Plus, the Sun Blocker sports sunglasses are athletic enough to bail before Dad sinks the water craft.